THE WET WHISKER
jazz club and speakeasy

hyperion | shirogane | ward 17, plot 1
» 10:30pm est saturday, password required «

ABOUT & STAFF

look into the backstory and history of the venue and find out more about hyperion's local hole in the wall, speakeasy. get to know some of the personalities behind it all.

MENU

with the stock ever changing, you never know whats being brewed in back rooms or received from under the table dealings.

SERVICES

if you're looking for more than just drinks, you'll find what you're looking for if you ask all the right questions.

ABOUT

Founded by Viglundr Feilan, The Wet Whisker is a traditional speakeasy hidden away and locked up tight when the hours are not convenient or someone needs to lie low. A little hole in the wall that quietly popped up nearly three years ago, it's a home to under the table deals and those who want to keep out of the public eye. With the front of a jazz club, the small little venue seems like a dive bar to the normal viewer but for those who know its history there is more going on behind the scenes. Hidden behind friendly faces behind the bar and talent on the floor, one would be hard pressed to see anything more than a place to kick up your heals after a long day of adventuring.

That is, as long as the patrons of this speakeasy can keep their mouths shut and if they don't? They might be shown more than just the door.

Keeping to the tradition of what happens in The Wet Whisker stays in The Wet Whisker, anyone who attends business, conversation and activity is kept behind closed doors but regardless of how simple things may seem, there is always someone watching, making sure those rules are accounted for.

Password REQUIRED upon entry, please check party finder for the whispers of what it might be that night.

STAFF

The familiar faces and workers behind the existence of the Whisker. Each with their secrets, each with their own talents, come around and get to know them at your leisure. Just no sudden moves, all eyes are on you.

Viglundr Feilan

owner

Dango

bartender | doctor

Eyri Styrbraena

bouncer | server

Galerdene Dalamiq

bartender | server

Mewsic Symphonia

bard | server

Vendryth Sanada

landlord

Voltaire Belmont

escort | server

Vyrol Reim

artist | server

Yorick Lecanon

bartender

Yugi Ballard

bouncer | server

SERVICES

Looking for more than a drink and some secrecy? It's all involved in the package deal but there is more on offer than just the menu and a place to keep those hush hush situations.

LIVE MUSIC

» evenings sometimes come with a little bit of music to your life. there are a variety of bards floating around looking to entertain, keep an eye out for special appearances or ask for more details about performing. there's always a need for someone at the keys or on the strings to make bring a little volume so whispers can be hidden a little easier.

DANCERS

» place an ear to the ground and look out for some of primal's top movers and shakers come to twist and turn, show off their skills and maybe a little skin for the right price. please inquire if you wish to show off your grace and a little leg for the potential for some gil to spare.

VENUE

» if you have the coin you can have the space. the whole venue is yours for the right price, shut down for your party and your party alone, fully staffed with individuals who know how to keep quiet and give you what you want. from crime bosses to captain of the guard, holiday gatherings and something a little more R-rated, the wet whisker has been there for them all and served them well.

SEEKING EMPLOYMENT

» looking to sell yourself or your services? this isn't some playground for those of the weak heart. from swords for hire and those offering company for the night, if you say the right words, whisper in the right ears and make those deals, as long as you don't make a scene, you might just find it.

If you wish to perform or hire out the venue for any event, please contact Viglundr Feilan in game or reach out on discord @freckled#4174

SECRET MENU

You've come across it, how you came across it you can't be sure but mostly its word of mouth. You thought this was just a jazz bar covering a speakeasy but there is something darker under the surface that only a few people know about and look at that, you're one of the few.

It's just business, everything has a price.

Anything is possible at the Whisker, as long as you keep your mouth shut and let it be assured, if you don't? Someone will shut it for you.

Prices vary on this menu compared to the overall prices of the basic menu.

Under the Table

» tourbillion
3K. a sweet and tart profile from eorzea to doma and flash-frozen before your very eyes. something this potent shouldn't taste so good.

» thornmarch
3K. a caramel-apple cocktail that tastes like memories of home, mentally affecting your memories to help you relax.

» levinbolt
3K. ever drink a glass of lightning before? it's surprisingly peachy.

» deep blue
3K. sparkling blue lemonade spiked with moonshine, laudanum and the essence of emotional calm that sinks deep into your soul on a personal level.

» nymphetamine
10K. a drink laced with something that happens to increase dopamine within the mind after consumption. it seems to reduced fatigue and consume the drink with a pleasurable sense of well-being or euphoria.

» green fairy
10K. a deep green glass filled with endless wonders, who knows what the mind can concoct after have a few sips of this potent but sweet drink, akin to licorice and apple cider. effects of this drink can cause boughs of hallucination.

» miskatonic
10K. it seems like an ordinary gin and tonic but deep within lies something that doesn't seem completely right. when consumed, causes mild and constant hallucination of good memories and figures of ones past.

» milk plus
3K. a tall glass of something. rum, del maguey crema de mezcal, benedictine, cardamom-infused milk, simple syrup, orange bitters, sparkling wine. something about this drink hits just right and puts you in a mood for a bit of that ultra-violence.

ENJOY & FORGET

» althyk lavender
5K.
processed lavender, dried and laced with elements and extracts that cause; altered senses, changes in mood, impaired body movement, hallucinations in high doses. smoked.
» crystal glass
20K.
crushed and melded into a pill like form. improves attention span, used as a central nervous system stimulant and increases aether flow.
» coke
20K. crushed and inhaled, a powder like substance that brings about euphoria, increased energy, hypersensitivity and increased mental awareness.
» linseed oil
20K.
seeds processed into an oil like pulp, can be smoked, rubbed onto skin or placed in drinks. causes; euphoria, relaxation, impaired reflexes and lower heart rate.
» growth formula zeta
15K.
a formula processed down into a pill placed on the tongue. creates a sense of intense well-being, calm and peace with increased relaxation and heightened sensitivity.
» multifaceted resin
45K.
crushed up resin that can be snorted, smoked or injected. results in increased paranoia, hallucinations, increased sexy drive and delirium.
» skyspring water
20K.
a substance added to a drink of choice, can be taken fully without chaser. causes increased attention and decreased fatigue, decreases appetite with a sense of euphoria and rush.
» creamtop mushroom
10K.
a dried mushroom that is either eaten or added to warm tea. side effects include a sense of inner peace, derealization, distorted thinking, visual alteration and depersonalization.
» refined natron
30K.
a rather simple blend in a powered form that can be smoked or consumed raw. causes; euphoric feelings, altered perception, relaxation which can alter to increased aggression and hallucinations as well as panic and anxiety.
» duskborne aethersand
20K.
a fine substance that can be smoked or inhaled causing an euphoric rush with increased alertness and excitement.

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

» escorts
150K/hour
there are bodies available for hire in the whisker on a nightly basis, while there not be many there is someone here who can offer you a good time behind the scenes or literally under the table. ask around, you'll likely find what you are looking for but as always with the good things in life, it comes with a price.

» hits
500K
there's always someone who needs a little reminder of who they are messing with. whether it be you or your organization looking for a little bit of anonymous back up and some taste of blood on the lip, the staff at the whisker aren't against heading out to rough up any competitors or rivals that need that sweet sense of bodily injury to put them in their place. inquire within.
>> the character in question must approve of this plot in advance by contacting alongside the hiring character a member of the whisker staff via discord or in game for permission and set up of the scenario. results will be /random unless there is a already planned outcome.

» collection
250K + 25% cut of profit
looking to get back something someone owes you? maybe some knee caps need a reminder that they are in debt and you're not looking to get your hands dirty. look no further, the whisker has you covered and is more than happy to send someone out to do the dirty work for you.
>> the character in question must approve of this plot in advance by contacting alongside the hiring character a member of the whisker staff via discord or in game for permission and set up of the scenario. results will be /random unless there is a already planned outcome.

» bootlegging
down payment of 300K. price dependent on level of security and item/s in question
already well versed in such efforts, the whisker can extend its network of getting the unobtainable by offering its services outwards for the right price. if you're looking to get something that's just out of reach, you've come to the right place.

» bodyguards
100K/hour
while the bouncers of the whisker have a primary goal of protecting the interest of the patrons of whisker and the whisker itself they are also available for hire if you need some muscle to back you up. whether making sure you're taken care of during a meeting or accompanying you venue to venue for a night of fun, their services are for hire out of hours.

» dispatching
down payment of 1M, success taxes on an extra 5M, non refundable deposit upon failure scenario
a toss of the coin and the best of luck, not everyone's out for just a reminder but is here to hand over the ultimate price which just so happens to be life. for the right price and under the right circumstances, there are a few who work among the jazzy tunes of the speakeasy who will assure that the problem you have is a problem no more.
>> the character in question must approve of this plot in advance by contacting alongside the hiring character a member of the whisker staff via discord or in game for permission and set up of the scenario. results will be /random unless there is a already planned outcome.

this secret menu is entirely fictional, the staff at the Wet Whisker does not condone substance abuse or violence towards others out of character. this is a fictional venue and fictional situations and should be treated as such. any of the involved topics are considered, played out and executed purely as an in character standpoint and do not reflect real life situations nor opinions. if you find yourself suffering for substance abuse and need help, please reach out to the proper avenues or call SAMHSA at 1-800-662-4357 for assistance in finding treatment.